Once a big girl in a big city, replete with high heels and red lipstick, now living in Norwalk with long suffering husband and two little ladies (4 and 1.5). I am the mom that will stop strangers from buying useless things (newborn shoes) and conversation crashes everywhere. I used to travel the world, now I look for low budget hotels with pools for the ladies (bonus if there is a nearby coffee house!). If you are stuck in an elevator with me, just know, I will talk to you. I can't help it.
"Are you the Grandmother?"
Besides being overtired, overweight, and looking particularly lumpy in my too tight black pants and black sweater with the sparkly necklace...I was speechless. Yes, me, speechless.
I get it. I'm not looking...
I’m pretty sure that if given the opportunity, I would never have been friends with my sister-in-law.
(Wow, that's a harsh thing to say. I mean, she's probably going to read this...)
My husband is one...